IC; musical discussion and double date with Kurt, Blaine, and Emily

[burgercraving]

[there are drinks lined up over the bar, but they're all virgin, for the sake of remaining sober during this discussion. Santana is rested up on the end furthest away from Emily with her eyes on Kurt, as she's looking at him with an indication of "get on with it." even though they've only been set up for two minutes, she's already growing impatient. like most times of the day, it's not difficult to find themselves alone in the bar, either. so it goes]

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[thegreateststar]

[has set up two boards: one with pictures of camp locations, the other with pictures of camp creatures and plants, and he's pointing at them with a stick as he talks.]

The search for Blaine on the first day of mistletoe helped me see the great variety of locations to be found in camp. Naturally, we can't include every single setting and bizarre creature in the musical. So, what do you think are the most iconic camp locations?

[youngburtreynolds]

[elbow propped up on the bar, sipping an approximation of a Mai Tai through a straw and watching Kurt with an impressive level of interest]

Iconic? What qualifies as iconic here, the cafeteria?

[ladycoderring.livejournal.com]

[just trying valiantly not to look supremely awkward over here]

Well... that's definitely well-known, and a lot of things happen there. But it's still essentially just a place to serve food. You said something about bizarre creatures, Kurt. Is that what you want to go for with the locations as well? The stranger ones?

[burgercraving]

Didn't this place use to be something else?

[thegreateststar]

Yes. We were in a swamp in the backwoods of Louisiana until spring last year. There's no point in recreating that, however. Current audiences will not connect to it. Best to stick to the barns and cornfield.

I see your point about the Mess Hall, Emily. It doesn't make for exciting scenery. I'd thought of the center of camp as a regular setting, with perhaps the showers for the always welcome homoerotic hints, and a more dramatic setting for the climax.

[thegreateststar]

Alright, spill.

[burgercraving]

I'm not really up for being the caterer, so you'll have to be clearer.

[thegreateststar]

What the hell is going on, Santana? I know you're not talking to Emily like that because she pushed you into the pool.

[burgercraving]

That set me back weeks in moisturising.

[thegreateststar]

Stop trying to be me. There can only be one Kurt Hummel.

[youngburtreynolds]

For the record, I promise to put my foot down on bloody shower scenes.

[ladycoderring.livejournal.com]

Good to know. I mean, I'm sure that there's a demographic for that kind of thing in camp, but...

[youngburtreynolds]

That's not really the demographic I'm looking to impress. I'm sure Kurt can be swayed.

Thanks for helping, by the way. As you can see, we'll be needing it.

[ladycoderring.livejournal.com]

It's no problem, really. You guys have been great so far, and it seems like it'll be fun. [you know, assuming Santana doesn't keep up the way she's acting now the entire time that is]

[youngburtreynolds]

It should be! I have to admit though, while I've been through the script writing stage with Kurt before, trying to execute a full production is new. I'm just hoping he and Santana don't kill each other.

[burgercraving]

[noooot only do Kurt and Santana walk in with appropriate food fixings, but they have a couple bottles of liquor, as well. as appropriate for the occasion]

[thegreateststar]

Hello! We came with refreshments. Santana talked me into bringing alcohol.

[setting everything up on a nearby table]

[youngburtreynolds]

[heading over to the table, surveying the refreshments]

Hey, great!

Want to take this stuff upstairs? It's a little cozier up there.

[ladycoderring.livejournal.com]

Oh. [has had so much alcohol since she's gotten to camp, orz] Thanks.

And that works for me. I'll help carry things up.

[burgercraving]

Actually, it was Kurt's idea. Who was I to say no to it?

[burgercraving]

[it's a little stumbling, but both girls get out okay, with Santana linking arms with Emily before they start moving]

Yeah, they're fine with having us back as long as we do exactly what they want and leave when they wanna hook up

[ladycoderring.livejournal.com]

Would you really want to be there while they were hooking up?

[burgercraving]

No, but we should be first priority.

[ladycoderring.livejournal.com]

Since we're the guests?

[burgercraving]

Because Kurt had an agenda.