IC; musical discussion and double date with Kurt, Blaine, and Emily

[burgercraving]

[there are drinks lined up over the bar, but they're all virgin, for the sake of remaining sober during this discussion. Santana is rested up on the end furthest away from Emily with her eyes on Kurt, as she's looking at him with an indication of "get on with it." even though they've only been set up for two minutes, she's already growing impatient. like most times of the day, it's not difficult to find themselves alone in the bar, either. so it goes]

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[burgercraving]

I give it a day until you're regretting these words. That's less than how long it took for Emily to take up the holier-than-thou stance, and given your aversion to porn and anything related, you're next.

But you're lucky I decided to become your patron back in McKinley and I won't let you fire me. This show won't go off without me being there to perform security detail, even if that means ensuring that the rating is at least a PG-13. I'd say R, but your overexpensive manpanties might end up in a twist.

[thegreateststar]

Stop picturing my underwear. You're supposed to be a lesbian. And it's a show, everything is simulated. There will be no cast members turning into fluffy pets right before intermission . . . [more to himself] does that even actually happen, anyway?

I will fire you if you don't agree to my terms. Don't be the person the legitimate security detail has to remove from the premises.

[burgercraving]

...

Fine.

[thegreateststar]

[preens]

If we're all agreed, then.

[burgercraving]

But you're not getting out of this sober, either.