I give it a day until you're regretting these words. That's less than how long it took for Emily to take up the holier-than-thou stance, and given your aversion to porn and anything related, you're next.

But you're lucky I decided to become your patron back in McKinley and I won't let you fire me. This show won't go off without me being there to perform security detail, even if that means ensuring that the rating is at least a PG-13. I'd say R, but your overexpensive manpanties might end up in a twist.