[snorts] Yeah, I bet none of those things are true, or you wouldn't have come back for more. And yes, I admit I'd have liked it if you two hit it off, because you could use being happier, Santana. But that has already happened when I wasn't looking. So instead, I'll be your romantic advisor, before you can take this good thing and ruin it and, worst of all, convince yourself that that was what you meant to do all along.