Brittany's not nice. That's part of the appeal of her—she can be a bigger bitch than me when she wants to. I'm really sick of everyone forgetting that because she took pity on a cripple for half the school year.

Emily's boring and spineless. And from where I'm standing, can't even handle being touched without feeling like she'll catch a disease, so it isn't happening. Stop playing matchmaker; I don't need your help.