Easy. Of course, I'm sure the two of you spend your time in the shower actually showering but the rest of us—meaning, no one in here but me—take time out for other things. This place's very foundation is built upon unresolved sexual tension, and whoever runs this hell hole takes a advantage of it with the mistletoe and the naked day. Of course, that might be harder for some people to tell. Self-imposed chastity belts can be such a bitch.